October 26th, 2018 at 8:11PM

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:10PM
bettsplendens: “ coolcatgroup: “ awwww-cute: “My mom’s cats, they’re brothers ” Synchronized catting ” This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. ”

bettsplendens:

coolcatgroup:

awwww-cute:

My mom’s cats, they’re brothers

Synchronized catting

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:06PM

wattpadfic:

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:05PM

its–5am:

I want to have my brain removed so I can just relax.

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:05PM
kevinsmithshugejorts: “i’m gonna cut my toes off so I can make these fit ”

kevinsmithshugejorts:

i’m gonna cut my toes off so I can make these fit

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:04PM

audisex:

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:03PM

scorpiogy:

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fine words from the finest lady

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:03PM

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

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October 26th, 2018 at 8:00PM

ericorbit:

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October 26th, 2018 at 7:54PM

thebootydiaries:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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October 21st, 2018 at 4:27PM

marthankent:

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

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October 21st, 2018 at 4:26PM
megbiediger: “It’s the Pope ”

megbiediger:

It’s the Pope

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October 21st, 2018 at 4:26PM
sarenderpity: “365daysofhalloween: “ bundyspooks: “ reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics ” ” The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party ”

sarenderpity:

365daysofhalloween:

bundyspooks:

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

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October 16th, 2018 at 11:44AM

10knotes:

That’s true friendship right there.


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October 16th, 2018 at 11:43AM

imonlyadumpling:

catchymemes:

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

Wholesome prank

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